The man’s best friend!
Literally nothing better than the love you receive from a dog.
When you realize you’re not the only black person at a party
if you ever need to turn down unwanted sexual advances, do it Dr. Seuss style
I would not fuck you in a box
I would not fuck you wearing socks
I would not fuck you here or there
I would not fuck you anywhere
It simply isn’t an adventure worth telling if there aren’t any dragons.